longbottxm:

what if page numbers in books counted down instead of up

(via yer-a-horcrux-harry)

stolencas:

sometimes i feel sad but then i remember sebastian stan has a nine movie contract with marvel

(via jensenangeles)

just-troylerthings:

4thalbum:

"all gays will go to hell"

oh noooo…. what will i do… surrounded with ……. nothing ……. but other homosexuals……….. u win this round……… god

THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES

(via jensenangeles)

martyrdom-or-suicide:

hardestcopy:

iamtonysexual:

scIENCE

….DID HOMIE JUST MAKE A MOTHERFUCKIN BUBBLE TESSERACT?

…did you just call Stephen Fry “homie”?

(Source: katiebishop, via mindless-ray-indulgence)

ffinchfaced:

acciobeautifulhorcruxes:

after the Battle of Hogwarts, everyone finally understood what was pulling those school carriages at the beginning of each year.

you know what FUCK YOU THAT’S WHAT

(Source: wintrrsoldierr, via mindless-ray-indulgence)

outlaw-monarch:

allthingshyper:

sophiaphilemon:

cockedtail:

sophiaphilemon:

cockedtail:

you can put this device on any surface and it will actually type. like. this is a hologram. a HOLOGRAM. I CAN TYPE WITH A HOLOGRAM NOW.

its sold by Brookstone and fucking damn it is the most fascinating thing i have seen in my life so far holy god

Wait wait wait is this like a you hook it up to a computer and type on the light and then words?

yup. simple bluetooth hookup and boom. you’re done. you can now type on your desk with a hologram to send texts, make notes, do literally anything a keyboard can do.

Woah. Woah. WOAH

It’s sold by ThinkGeek too! But it is quite expensive

every day we get closer to Tony Stark

(via mindless-ray-indulgence)

terezi-pie-rope:

neilnevins:

jellydekiller:

berryofmine:

abseas:

This is important

i just imagine trespassers coming on your lawn so you open this, they fall in the pool, and then you close it again.
eventually people are falling into a pool of skeletons if you gotta lotta trespassers


at least they won’t be bone dry

CAN WE JUST HAVE ONE COOL POST
ONE

terezi-pie-rope:

neilnevins:

jellydekiller:

berryofmine:

abseas:

This is important

i just imagine trespassers coming on your lawn so you open this, they fall in the pool, and then you close it again.

eventually people are falling into a pool of skeletons if you gotta lotta trespassers

at least they won’t be bone dry

CAN WE JUST HAVE ONE COOL POST
ONE

(Source: yodiscrepo, via rimanana)

digg:

Now this is the future of fashion.

digg:

Now this is the future of fashion.

(via heavens-most-adorable-samandriel)

politicalsexkitten:

thewalkingmapal:

sizvideos:

Video

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE NO GET OUT OMG I’M CRYING

They knew people would listen if there was a dog involved god fucking dammit

(via sp0ntaneous-mess)

Youtubers tweeting about Sam Peppers video

(Source: hellacutetroyler, via heavens-most-adorable-samandriel)

Pros and Cons of Houses

lbardugo:

sashaforthewin:

timelordparadise:

squirrelofwednesday:

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Pro: image

Con:

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Pro:

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Con:

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Pro:

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Con:

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Pro:

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Con:

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HOW IS EVIL LAUGHTER A CON

Exactly, welcome to Slytherin

image

Oh, tumblr, with your perfect timing.

(via blainee-kurt)

voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

(via ackles-wants-snackles-with-cas)

tardistoaster:

raydelblau:

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

petition for the next companion to not be a white girl in her 20s who crushes on the Doctor 

petition for the next companion to be a grumpy chinese-american grandma who complains about plot-holes and knits the doctor horrific time-travel-themed sweaters to wear when she thinks it’s cold out (most of the time)

reblogging because this is the best idea ever

(via blainee-kurt)

allergictoidioms:

How Vicki became my favorite character ever

(via johnwatsonismyspiritanimal)